Store Policies

EU Sales

Thanks to the horrors of post-Brexit bureaucracy I cannot sell directly to Europe, but would ask you instead to go to my  Etsy store


I accept payment via PayPal.

Should you like to commission a one-of-a-kind character (as against a made-to-order version of one already listed) then I ask for a 50% deposit.  The balance is due upon completion of the doll, prior to shipping.

I am happy to arrange a layaway plan if that would help you purchase a doll with whom you have fallen in love. The 50% deposit still applies, but the balance can be paid in installments; please contact me via email ( to discuss.

In either of the above cases, if the balance is not paid on time and I receive no communication from the buyer, I reserve the right to resell the doll with no refund due.


I ship products twice a week, so yours will reach the village post office within 3 days of your payment.

All dolls are carefully packaged in tissue paper within a ribbon-tied box perfect for immediate gift-giving.

I cannot be held responsible for damage or loss in transit; if you would like to add tracking &/or insurance, please contact me and I shall be happy to add it to the shipping cost.

Please be aware that customs taxes may be levied on packages shipped outside the UK.

Refunds & Exchanges

It is the sole purpose of the Itinerant Bizarrium to create work which you will love.  If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase, please contact me ( so that I may endeavour to solve the problem.

Thank you for taking time to read my policies!